so, here's another survey/meme thingy
( Have you ever... )

I...they...THE STUPID. IT BURNS. (And not in the good way like fire. No, this burns like acid. ACID IN MY BRAIN.)
There is so much fail there I almost don't know where to start.
How about; YOU CAN'T O.D. ON POT.

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NAME: St.John Allerdyce
SEX: Male
HOME: Westchester, New York
HEIGHT: 5' 10" But Bobby's taller, the bastard
EYES: Grey
HAIR: Brown.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? It's a tie between 'Doctor Who' and 'Torchwood'
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I'm borrowing Jubes' and it's 'Hello Kitty', just like her panties
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: don't read em
FAVORITE SMELL: oranges
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: being alone while being surrounded by those you care about
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: sharing snowcones with your best friends by the pool on a sunny day
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: hang out with Bobby, Maire, Jubes, Kitty, and Pitor
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The Crow
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Fuck mornings.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? only when people do crazy shit like barrel rolls with the jet
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? exciting, but deadly to those with severe cases of stupidity
PEN OR PENCIL? Pen, or I'd erase everything
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : I know there is a phone but
hell if I know where.
FAVORITE FOODS: Italian. Tomato sauce is very versatile.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I used to get along with my mother really well before she died. My dad...if I ever meet the bastard again, I'll send him to a 6 foot spot right next to his father.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: convicted? no
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA : Chocolate
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Bacon.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Hell yes I do.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I have one in storage that my mom gave me, but I don't sleep with it
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A penguin.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a dragon, or a tiger.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Cool
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I have several(most dead): James Dean, Elvis Presley, Marylin Monroe, Caroline Allerdyce, Edgar Allen Poe, James O'Barr, Mia Rose, Anne Rice
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Jack and Coke
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yes. It'd be wasteful to throw them away.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? usually.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Writer. I don't care what of, really. Journalist, novelist, short stories, or all of them, it'd be awesome to be able to make money with my words and thoughts.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: blond
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? [i]If[/i] I were ever to get one, it'd be a dragon and a tiger fighting on my left arm, in black and white
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: only if you ask nicely in a reply.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters; The Crow, Sandman, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Angel Sanctuary. pictures; Me, Bobby, and Marie under my favorite tree, Jubes and Kitty working on something on the computer, a tiger and a dragon yin/yang drawn by Pitor
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? half empty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? that stuff tastes like piss
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? lefty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? you can read this, can't you?
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a hoe. *laughs*
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? some dangerously large dust bunnies
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 13
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? don't have one
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? 1967 Chevy Impala, black
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Basketball
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU:
Jubes, you have gorgeous legs, and a personality to mach, even if you do get pushy at times.

Tagging: Bobby, Marie, Kitty, and anyone else who reads this.

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This one is still pretty damn funny

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DO IT BITCHES. Post it in your journal and I'll reply.

- I _____ John.
- John is _____.
- John likes to ______.
- I want to _____ John.
- John can ______.
- Someday John will ______.
- John reminds me of ______.
- Without John, it will be _____.
- Right now, I bet John is thinking about _____.
- John makes me want to _______.
- If I could spend the day with John, I'd _____.
- John is made of _______.
- If I could be John for a day, I'd ______.
- John's alter-ego is __________.
- I want to give John ______.
- If I could set John up with someone it'd be ________.

http://www.sorcererscompanion.net/arithmancy.html

Read what it's about (Arithmancy is a form of Divination, but they explain it better then I can), then fill in your name and see what you get.

here's what it gave me:

Name: St.John Allerdyce
Character Number: 9
Heart Number : 8
Social Number: 1

Name: Pyro
Character Number: 2
Heart Number : 6
Social Number: 5

EDIT: cause none of you have done it yet, I'll post your results for you.

Name: Robert Drake
Character Number: 9
Heart Number : 8
Social Number: 1

Ok...that's kinda creepy...

Name: Iceman
Character Number: 9
Heart Number : 6
Social Number: 3

Name: Marie D'Ancanto
Character Number: 1
Heart Number : 5
Social Number: 5

Name: Rogue
Character Number: 3
Heart Number : 5
Social Number: 7

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My playlist, let me show you it.

http://www.playlist.com/node/37872045 (copy/paste the link to listen)


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